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She glanced at it. Then she looked at me.

I held out my hand.

"I'm sorry ma'am but this is not me on this ID" she said.

"Then who is it?" I asked harshly.

"It's someone who looks like me and I wanted to come here so bad and I just had it made for me because everyone was talking about coming here and I felt left out because all my friends were coming and I was the only one under age" she rambled.

"Stop" I said calmly.

"Do you realize the fines I would have to pay if they carded everyone and found you here?" I asked

"I'm sorry," she said softly.

"How old are you?" I asked

"Nineteen" she said

I looked at her for a long time. I knew she was uncomfortable.

I went to sit at the edge of my desk.

She was still standing near the door waiting for a good time to rush out.

"Don't even think about it," I warned her.

My eyes dropped to observe the rest of her body. She was very pretty. I noticed her full breast and her slender hips.

I couldn't believe the way I was looking at this young woman.

I was literally attracted to her.

I couldn't believe it!

I have been without male companion for awhile but I never thought of being with another woman.

I looked at her and she was now beet red.

Now I was making myself uncomfortable.

"Umm could you please go home honey." I politely asked "And please don't come here again until you're of age"

"Okay" she said

She was relieved and was gone before I could change my mind.

I couldn't believe the way I was looking at this young woman.

Woman?! She was still a young girl in my opinion.

Here I am 32 years old, beautiful, successful, and wealthy sista being attracted to a young nineteen-year-old white girl!

I started to feel a little uneasy with myself.

Maybe I need a date. Forget the date I needed to get laid.

Yeah...that's what I need! I told myself. Because I was totally losing my mind on this one.

I knew just who to call in this area.

It was a guy I met a month ago. He was absolutely gorgeous with a body to match. His name was Terrel.

A black stallion he reminded me of. Strong, dark, and just downright fine.

I was a woman and I loved men! I told myself.

No women for me.

I laughed at myself at how outrageous I was thinking a few moments ago.

I called Terrel and he sounded sexy as ever.

"Can we meet?!" I asked

"Of course" he said in his sexy voice. "Come over"

"Okay" I said

Feeling lightheaded and over excited from the wine and Terrel I called for my limousine to meet me at the front door.

I fixed my hair in the mirror.

Checked myself over.

Damn I look good I thought to myself.

I chuckled and headed downstairs.

I noticed heads turned as I slipped through the crowd.

My Assistant rushed over to me clearing the path as I walked through.

"We have to talk about minors getting into the club," I said in my demanding voice.

"WHAT?!" He said looking disappointed

"Yes" I said, "I just caught one"

"Oh my God" he said apologetically "We'll tighten up Miss Forbes, I promise"

"We'll talk about it tomorrow, okay?" I said calmly

He lightened up when I kissed him on the cheek.

I walked outside and looked at the long line of people that waited to get in.

A few people that recognized me called my name wanting to get instant favors to get in quickly.

I heard a few whistles and catcalls from more than willing men.

I waved and smiled.

The limousine driver opened my door and I got in.

Pouring myself another glass of wine I patiently waited to see my dazzling lover for tonight.

I looked out the window as we drove.

I began to think about Terrel and his beautiful smile. How he made me feel when he kiss my hand and up my arm. I smiled when I thought of us making love.

He owns the construction company that we contracted for "Night Scene". When I met Terril he had an affect on me that I'll never forget. I tried to keep it strictly business between us but the attraction was too great. He's the first man in years that made me at a loss for words.

I began to sing a song to myself while enjoying the ride over to Terrel's.

As I looked out the w

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