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Sometimes all the wrong reasons makes something perfect.

But that's not what I wanted to discuss with you."

"I repeat little one. What's on your mind?"

"Mom has met someone that she likes very much, but she needs your help."

I was puzzled. "Gillian wants romantic advice from me? With my record I'm not the best one to ask about things like that."

"No silly, not advice," Kathleen chuckled. "She needs you to talk to the man and get him off his butt."

Now I was really confused. "Maybe you should start at the beginning again. I'm totally lost here."

"Mom met this guy and she really likes him. She pretty sure that he feels the same way about her but he won't ask her for a date. I want you to talk to him and explain that it's okay for him to ask her out."

"Why would he care what I thought? Besides, if Gillian gets together with him it means I won't be able to spend as much time with her as I do. I don't want to lose our friendship and I would if she starts dating this guy. No man wants a former suitor or even a close male friend hanging around," I told her.
"I don't think that would be a problem with this man," Kathleen replied.

"Okay who is this idiot that doesn't want to ask Gillian out and needs me to push him into it?"

"It's George."

"George who? My George?" I was more than surprised, I was almost shocked. "He's never said anything to me about being interested in Gillian. And why wouldn't he want to be with her if he feels the same way as she does?"

"Loyalty to a friend.....You in this case. Three times Mom has told a little white lie to get him to go places with her. Each time she told him that you were busy and asked him to be her stand in escort. Mom's not na__ve or a fool, she knows when a man wants her. And George cares for Mom. He wants her but won't go after her because you're his friend." Kathleen waited for my reaction.

"Gillian and I are just friends, good friends, but just friends. We laid the romantic part of our relationship aside," I replied.

"But George doesn't see it that way. When you and Mom stopped "dating" I teased him that now was his chance. His response said it all; "You don't date your best friends ex". George thinks you guys "broke up", so he won't go after Mom. It's driving her nuts."

Kathleen gave me her little girl smile and said, "Please Uncle Jason, can't you help me?"

"For my favorite niece, anything. I'll take care of it," I promised.

Something happened the next day that gave me the excuse I needed to talk to George. As I said earlier, every year on her birthday I sent Julie a card. This year the card was returned with "Not at this address" written on the envelope. Not at this address. What the hell?

I called George into my office. Explaining the circumstances, I told him to find Julie.

"I'll see what I can find out Jason but I'm not a private investigator."

"Damn it George, I don't want excuses. I want results. Get it done," I ordered.

"Yes sir, Lieutenant, sir," he responded with a grim smile.

I looked at him for a few seconds and gave him a sheepish grin. "Sorry.....Please George find her for me. I just want to make sure she's okay. By the way you've only got three weeks to do it."

"Why just three weeks?"

"Because you're going on vacation in three weeks. You haven't taken any time off since you came to work for me," I said handing him tickets for a week long cruise to the Mexican Rivera. The boat sails in three weeks so find Julie quickly."

George looked at the tickets. "There are two tickets here."

"So take some lovely lady with you. Enjoy yourself; I don't want you burning out on me, Sergeant."

"I don't know anyone to ask," George admitted.

"Not trying to interfere but you could invite Gillian," I suggested and laughed at the look on his face.

While George and I were stationed in Brittan our English cohorts used a term, gob smacked, to describe someone that was so surprised or shocked that they didn't know how to react.

George looked at me with his eyes wide open and his jaw was hanging down.

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