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Tragedy and triumph.

"They are going to kill you," Beyonc__ laughed.

"I've seldom seen them speechless," Mark quipped, "Until about 5 minutes ago."

"I need to know something," Carmen blurted out. "How accurate are those measurements?"

"Dead on accurate; in fact, I took them myself at the hotel we are staying in last year. I took the measurements right after I shaved each of them clean," Cherry grinned. "I figured that since the season was over, they didn't have to be in a locker room for a long time so, why not. Besides, like them, I don't like to floss while I'm eating."

That did it for Staci. She slipped right off her chair and onto the floor. No one had ever heard her laugh louder.

During the first quarter, a knock came on their skybox door. Jim answered and allowed three men into the suite. Each man had a delivery for Cherry. Three elegant bouquets of flowers were delivered; one from the AFC, the other from the NFC, and the third from the NFL. The cards all congratulated her on her engagement to Mark. The card from the NFC also added a huge thank you for the best laugh that league had had in years.

Cherry was happy.

The game was wild. High scores and fast action resulted with the NFC walking away the victor yet again. The guys had a magnificent game and they were happy as could be. Their only concern now was which sultry woman to kill...the designer or the model.

After the game, they all arrived at the club to have dinner and arrived just in time for the luau. Everyone had a great time. The place was packed and Daniel and Kono were happy as clams.

Cherry was standing on the beach talking to Kono when three spectacular black men walked up behind her. She couldn't see them coming but the look on Kono's face said it all.

"They are right behind me, aren't they Kono," Cherry giggled.

Kono burst out laughing as Chris wrapped his massive arms around her, lifting her off her feet. Cherry was giggling, laughing, and snorting, wildly.

Cameras started clicking furiously from a distance and to say the paparazzi were having a field day would be an understatement.

"You know we'll get even, don't you?" Jamal whispered in her ear.

"Yeah, yeah, promises, promises," Cherry grinned. She turned into each of them and kissed them sensuously. "What the hell could you do to me that you haven't already done?"

"She has a point," Rashad said as he lifted her up and kissed the tip of her nose. "You definitely have made me a believer though."

"A believer, in what?"

"There is nothing that advertising properly can't sell. Take a look at this." With that, he handed Cherry his cell phone. It was crammed with messages from women all over the planet wanting to "get to know" him.

She laughed but when Jamal and Chris stood there with their cell phones in their hands, her eyes really got big.

"Guess I can't be accused of breaking any laws. The advertising is truthful. I know; I took those measurements myself. You do know I love you, don't you?"

"Yeah we know darlin," Chris grinned. "I know this; the tabloids are going to have a field day over this."

Cherry looked over and saw Gary and Mark talking to Courtney, She realized that her guys had not been read in on the new development. Just then, Jim walked out of the club and she called him over. He saw the guys and started to laugh.

"You can say what you want but she got you good today," he quipped. "I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw it. I figure you three will get even one of these days but, I don't know how anyone could top this one."

"Trust me Jim, she'll get hers," Jamal giggled.

Cherry started to walk over to Mark and Gary. Everyone followed and Cherry leaned over and kissed Courtney on the cheek. "Jim, I know you have many talents and many more responsibilities so I'm sorry to have to tell you that your job just got a lot harder."

"Ut oh, what did I do now Cherry," he grinned.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be rude.

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