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Alicia Speaks! My shy British wife reveals her sexy past.

Wait until we are on the highway". When we got to the highway on ramp I said, "Here we are, finish up." She took off her bra and panties and said, "Now what?" I said, "How about a blow job?" She didn't say anything, just reached over and unzipped my pants and pulled out my cock. Then she got up on the seat on her knees and gave me one Hell of a blow job. I almost wrecked when I came but managed to keep it on the road.

Another time we were at a club listening to Kareoke and talking about sex and I said to her, "You really like to give head, don't you?" She said, "Any time, any place." I said, "How about right here, right now?" Bang, BJ number two. Good thing we were in a booth in the back of the bar.

That's the way she was. After a few drinks she was very open to suggestion and very willing to please. One night at a bar I said I had to go to the men's room and she asked if I needed any help. I said, "You can hold it for me." She followed me in and held my dick while I pissed and after I was done she sucked me dry.

One place we would go to has a small upstairs balcony with a few video games that overlooks the rest of the bar. It was close to closing time and the lights upstairs were already turned down. I suggested we go up and take a look around so up we went. When we got up there, I pushed her down to her knees and she undid my pants and started sucking me. After I got hard I told her I wanted to fuck her right there. She stood up and unzipped her pants and I pulled them down. I turned her around and told her to grab on to the railing.

I finger fucked her for a couple of minutes and then plunged my hard-on into her sopping wet cunt. It was dark up there and the lights were on downstairs to get the people to leave, so I was watching everyone walking around while I should have been watching for people coming up the stairs because two guys came up the stairs. I didn't see them until they started snickering. I stopped humping and looked at them. They just turned and headed back down the stairs still chuckling. I told Lynn I should have asked them to join us. She said, "Yes, you should have." and started giggling.

Another time at the bar where she gave me the BJ on Kareoke night. We were talking, among other things, about sex and Lynn suddenly says, "I want you to fuck me in the ass right now." I said, "Okay, lets go." When you walk in the front door of this place, you either walk straight down the hall to the bar or go to the right, up the stairs to an apartment where one of the barmaids live. She was working that night so I led Lynn up to the top of the stairs.

I told her to suck me until I was hard and then I would bone her ass. I pulled her sweater off over her head and she got on her knees. Her bra was already off because we had a little game worked out where if I reached under her top and unsnapped her bra it meant that I was ready for some exciting sex. If she in turn took her bra off and handed it to me it meant she was too. It only took a couple minutes and I was rock hard. She stood up and I undid her pants and pulled them down around her ankles. She turned around so she was facing down the stairs and bent over and grabbed hold of the handrails on either side of the stairwell.

After rubbing my cock on her wet pussy lips to get it lubricated, I slowly eased it into her asshole. She was holding tight to the handrails because she knew I wasn't holding on to her hips. As I thrust forward she had to push back or go tumbling head first, naked, down the stairs. I could see the occasional patrons walking in or out of the bar, but to see up the stairs a person would have to stop and really look because there is a light at the bottom of the stairwell but not at the top. When we were done Lynn said, "Now that was the most bizarre place I've had sex." I said, "Well, now I will have to think of a better one."

And so our relationship went for about seven or eight months.

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