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Whoever Jake has following me will follow me to work and then will wait outside to follow me when I leave work. He won't have a clue about what I do from 9 to 5 inside the building."

"I still think you should come to work for me."

"I wouldn't be what you want Harv. You want a slut, but my slut days are over when I'm rid of Jake. I only did what I did so I could throw it in his face. On the day the divorce is final Jake gets the whole story, but my time as a slut ends when I hand him the divorce papers tonight."

"The offer will always be there sweetie. I'll talk with you later."


She had dinner ready when Jake got home. She was surprised that he was quiet and somber. She had expected him to be happy and ready to share his good news. She didn't even get the usual kiss on the cheek.

"Bad day at work?"

"No, not bad at all."

"Then what seems to have you down?"

"Just something that I have to do. I've been putting it off until the right moment and I guess now is as right as the moment is going to get and it is proving to be harder to do than I thought."

"Does it have anything to do with us?"

"Yes it does."

She was thinking that he knew she wasn't going to be all that keen on moving to Atlanta and he was wondering how to break the news to her so she said:

"Just spit it out Jake; it can't be that bad."

"I'm afraid that it is."

"For Christ's sake Jake, out with it!"

He took a deep breath, "I've been spending a lot of time in Atlanta for the company. Well, the thing is that I've met somebody; somebody I'd rather be with. I want a divorce."

She sat there stunned and looked across the table at him. This wasn't the way it was supposed to happen. He was supposed to be happy over his promotion so she could rain on his parade with the divorce papers. Then she would smile sweetly at him as he looked all confused. It wasn't working out that way.

"Divorce? You want a divorce?" she said as she stood up from the table and walked over to the kitchen counter. She picked up a large envelope and turned back to him.

"You want a divorce? Your wish is my command" she said as she threw the envelope at him. "You can sleep in the spare bedroom tonight, but I want your ass out of here in the morning."

She was in the bedroom fuming when Jake came into the bedroom waving the divorce papers. "What the fuck is this infidelity shit? And I'm not moving out of this house."

Do the names Sarah Gilman and Joan Feldman ring a bell asshole?"

"You had me followed?"

"Bet your ass I did. After I caught you with that slut at the beach I knew you were a cheating bastard and I set out to get all the proof I could get to use in court when I filed for divorce."

"What slut at the beach?"

She told him how she had gotten loose from work and had rushed to the beach to try and save the weekend and then she told him what she had seen from the dive shop window.

"If you have known since then why haven't you done anything before now?"

"I was waiting for your big promotion and raise. The more you were making the higher my alimony would be. I just got tired of waiting. I don't believe there ever was a promotion. It was just a fucking excuse to cover all of your screwing around."

"Well I'm not leaving the house. I make the payments. If anyone moves out it will be you."

"Maybe if you can find a good enough lawyer you can get me out and you back in, but until then read the paperwork. Pending hearings I've been granted the sole use of the residence. And notice the interim separate maintenance. Miss one check and I'll have your ass for contempt of court. Now get out of my face before I call the cops and file a complaint against you for spousal abuse."

"That's bullshit and you know it. No one is going to believe it."

"Want to bet that I can't give myself several bruises between the time I call 911 and the cops get here? It will be your word against mine and I'll be the one marked up.

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