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When she asks for a favor, it's better to say yes.

You're probably getting hotdogs and beans, maybe some potato salad if I can find some."

"That's my favorite meal." I said.

He looked at me through narrowed eyes and said, "Bullshit!"

"Well, it's my favorite meal now." I replied.

"Get in my car, asshole." he said. "You can show me where to pick you up."

Sandy dropped me off a few minutes later and I was a bundle of nerves all morning and afternoon. Sleep was out of the question so I spent the time cleaning. I made a vow to myself that I was going to seduce him this evening, but then the doubts came back.

"What if he's really not into me or not gay? What if I get started and he can tell I've never given a blowjob before? What if I really suck at sucking? What if he wants to fuck me and I'm not clean?" I tortured myself with.

By the time 6 PM rolled around, I was craving a drink for the first time in weeks. Sandy's knock came and I was in a cold sweat as I opened the door.

Sandy came in and looked around and then said, "This place is a real shithole. It is clean though, I never expected that."

"Some guy I know shamed me into taking better care of things, myself included." I replied.

Sandy just gave me one of his long, appraising looks.

After a short drive we arrived at Sandy's apartment. The inside was pretty sparse, no pictures or ornaments sitting around or on the walls, just the bare necessities of furniture.

"Did you just move in?" I asked.

"Yeah, 2 years ago." he replied.

I sat down at the table and watched as he heated up the food. He was wearing a white wife beater that showed off the musculature of his shoulders and his thick biceps and that clung to his v-shaped torso. The loose sweatpants he had on clung to his plump ass and I tried but failed to make out the outline of his cock.

After he sat down and we began to eat things were pretty awkward. We tried talking about sports and found out that neither one of us was a sports fan. We tried a couple of other subjects without success until we finally hit on television.

Sandy was a big fan of an old sitcom about a suburban witch while I was a fan of a show about hillbillies who strike it rich and move to California. We both thought Lucille Ball was the funniest woman ever on TV. I said that my all-time favorite was "The Honeymooners" and drew a complete blank from Sandy.

"Jackie Gleason. Art Carnie. Ralph Cramden and Norton? 'How about a free trip to the moon, Alice?'"

He'd never seen "The Honeymooners".

"I'm going to the library first thing tomorrow and see if they have the DVD's." I said. "Then you're going to watch them and see if they're not the funniest show ever."

He looked at me kind of funny and asked if I wanted another Dr. Pepper, then went and sat on the sofa. I figured it was now or never, so I followed him and crouched down between his thighs on the floor.

"What the hell do you think you're doing?" he asked.

"I'm going to suck your dick." I replied.

He gave me that same funny look and said, "That's never going to happen."

"Okay, you can fuck me then."

"That's never happening, either." he said. He grasped me by the arm and said, "Sit up here next to me."

When I was beside him he said, "That's why I invited you over here. You've got to stop this shit. You don't know anything about me and I'm not the guy you think I am."

"You're attracted to me, though, I know you are."

He sat musing for a moment and then he said, "Okay, let me explain something to you. And remember, I still have those security clips that can send you to prison."

He scooted down on the sofa so that his back was almost on the cushion and then lifted the waist band of his sweats.

"Put your hand in here and feel my cock." he said.

That was something I'd been waiting weeks to hear and I was excited that he'd suddenly changed his mind about me. I slid my hand into his pants while he looked me in the eyes. My hand slid over his smooth belly until I hit the top of his pubic patch and I paused. He nodded and I slid my hand lower.

I didn't feel his cock yet and I was thinking he must be one of those guy

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