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Four friends swing for the first time.

By night, well, I howl at the moon and ravish virgins," he pauses as he hears her tinkling laughter above him.

"Seriously, I'm a bad boy by night, woof-woof-bite, and all that," he expostulates with a laugh, which terminates in a groan as she undoes the knots in his quadriceps and he closes his eyes from the pleasure of her hands smoothing down the skin on his legs.

Her hands stop moving and Matthew's eyes fly open. Suzy is looking at him with undisguised and intense hunger in her eyes, massaging his scantily-clad body with those brown orbs as surely as her hands had been doing just seconds ago. "Two hundred pesos, sir," she said, a smile bringing out small dimples in her cheeks as she holds out a small hand, palm-up.

Sitting up quickly, as much to get at his waterproof pouch and draw out the money as to hide the tenting of his arousal that he was suddenly aware of, Matthew takes hold of a P500 bill and hands it over to Suzy. "Here. The rest is a tip. That was truly the best massage in the world. At least as far as I've had massages."

She beams up at him, satisfaction showing in her mien, in the way she stands tall and basks in his praise as she reaches for the currency he is holding out to her. Matthew smiles back at Suzy, a predatory gleam in his eye as he catches her hand before she can take the money he proffers. "Can I see you tonight? No massage, just dinner and a walk on the beach."

She may shy away, Matthew thinks, but she can't hide from me now that I have her scent. It is so much better when they are willing. Outwardly, he puts on his hopeful, puppy-dog face, seeming to beg when he is actually scheming.

"I'd like that. Sunset? Here? Then I can show you my Boracay," Suzy said, smiling even more widely her teeth bright white against the deep tan of her skin, her dimple deepening.

"Yes, that would be perfect," Matthew answers as she tucks a strand of hair behind her right ear and gathers up her gear. "Till then." He lopes away to his hotel and she sashays past him, down the beach to disappear in the gathering crowd of sunbathers, her hips swaying like palm fronds in the breeze.

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"What sort of predatory animal, Officer Santino, can prowl the beach, slip unseen into D. Mall and maul a woman without anyone even seeing it? You tell me that and I'd believe your 'mauled by a wild animal' theory! There are no wild animals on Boracay. We're too far from Kalawit Island for them to swim to our shores, for God's sake!"

The squat, balding mayor of Boracay is normally a jovial fellow, more given to gales of laughter than angry bluster, and PO1 Santino is discomfited by this change in his uncle. He is also shaken by the fact that this angry, bald man who is his uncle is not doting on him now or letting him off the hook at all.

"Sir, that is what the coroner said. He said the victim was attacked by a wild animal, possibly a very big dog..." The mayor interrupts his nephew with a downward slash of his right hand and a blue streak of expletives in at least four Filipino dialects, Spanish and English. "Sir, that is what the evidence shows, including paw-prints in the flower-bed beside the victim. Paw-prints, po, with claw-marks!"

The mayor inhales deeply and holds the bridge of his aquiline nose between thumb and forefinger as he closes his eyes only to open them again and fix his idiot of a nephew with an icy stare: "Then find this goddamned animal and shoot it before it ruins my island!" There are days, the Mayor thinks to himself, when nepotism just does not pay.

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As dusk draws near, Suzy prepares the outdoor kitchen. The wood stove out back is now stacked with tinder and kindling, a huge talyasi sits atop the stove, gleaming, for it has been freshly scrubbed. The newly-washed concrete patch and tiled countertop where food preparation takes place is drying in the late afternoon sun and she calls her two younger siblings over in Aklanon.

"Allan, did you go to the talipapa and get the herbs we need?" The gangly teenage boy

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