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Last month Edna told me that she had won a scholarship to get a PhD overseas, together with her close friend July -- so they had to move abroad for three years.

"When I come back", she told me, "I'll probably get a good job, and we'll be able to marry."

She was right, but I was very sad. Laura told me that I could keep visiting her whenever I saw fit, and Edna assented, but I wondered: "How could I bear the sight of Laura's tits if nobody's going to make love with me?"

Laura knew that, and the next time I went to her home, I didn't find Edna, who was collecting all the documents the university required of her and Julia, but Lola. Actually, I knew her, as she was the escort who had initiated me to sex when I was 18; she was a good (and dear) lover, but her 34E breasts didn't appeal to me anymore.

I was very polite to her, but she noticed that I wasn't in the right mood; when I had to go to the john, she whispered at Laura's ears: "Don't waste my time anymore -- Eros is mad about you."

When Lola went home, Laura related me her words, and I blushed -- her breasts have always aroused me, but I somewhat kept under my radar screen what I actually felt for her.

Laura added that it was not just because I was Edna's boyfriend that she admitted me to so great intimacy with her breasts and that - as she's been a widow since Edna was 8 -- she often dreamed of making love with me.

I hugged and kissed her in the cheeks -- but we didn't go any further, because I didn't dare betray Edna's trust; when breast expression time came, I set the pump cups on Laura's nipples and sat beside her.

I asked Laura, "Darling, you and your daughter knew that I couldn't do without regular sex, so you hired Lola ..."

"Right, but she's not coming here anymore. She advises us to do that together."

"But I wonder -- how could Edna withstand the temptation to have sex with other men? I don't think that her hymen will seal her vagina for good -- and she could claim she had been raped, she had fallen from the bicycle, an ob/gyn had to make an internal ..."

Laura pointed to the library shelves, hosting tens of DVD's, and she added: "Read the titles aloud."

"Aim__e & Jaguar, The Color Purple, Girls in Uniform, The Children's Hour, Orlando, The Sea Purple, Lost and Delirious ... they are all lesbian movies!"

"Guess who's bought them and why."

"Edna? But ... how could she make love so passionately with me if she's lesbian?"

"Passionately? As far as I know, she'd denied you her vagina, which has been, so to say, mortgaged to July."

"Laura ... even if you're right, you shouldn't out your daughter!"

"Eros, Edna's plan is to marry you and only have vaginal sex with you until she gets pregnant. Since you don't have a 'gaydar', you might not have noticed that she and July weren't just friends."

"Don't out July too, please!"

"I'm not slandering, I'm warning the prospective victim of a scam."

"Laura ... you often told us that we should marry at once -- why have you changed opinion?"

"Actually, Edna is bisexual, not lesbian."

"That's why I found her butthole somewhat larger than expected."

"Yes. When you got engaged, I thought she was really in love with you, and I was going to keep my unrequited love secret -- but when I learnt that Edna and July have applied for a scholarship at the same faculty, even though Edna doesn't actually like the subject she's going to study, I saw through her plans. I'm obviously glad that she's won the scholarship -- I wonder if a PhD in economics will actually make a would-be painter happy!"

"So you thought that you and me could become lovers. But don't you think that I can't marry a woman 17 years older than me? I'm 26, you're 43."

"My husband left me a huge pension. I'm not going to remarry. And I'm not advising you against marrying Edna -- I'm pleading you to add me to the equation."

Her words aroused me, I hugged her and she gave me a French kiss.

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