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A spring day brings unexpected enjoyment.

It was getting late and she didn't want to have an accident. Unsure of what to expect, as she hadn't stayed in this particular place before, Cat walked into the foyer prepared for anything - or so she thought!! Shabby from the outside, the interior of the hotel was gorgeous, with comfy looking sofas and beautiful purple carpets. Cat had an even bigger shock in store however, as little did she know this particular hotel provided some very unusual services.

The receptionist looked up at Cat expectantly as she walked towards him, and it was only then that she registered, with a jolt of surprise, that he was completely naked. She began to turn around, wanting to get out of this strange place, but before she quite managed to, he spoke to her.

"May I help you Madam?"

"Oh, yes, well, you're naked?" she was flustered, unable to find the words she needed, and so instead had expressed the shock she felt -- much to the amusement of the receptionist. "Yes madam."

Cat was thrown by his cavalier manner and almost tricked into accepting the fact as normal. What were clothes for anyway? Just to protect us from the elements, if society has attached further meaning to them, that does not mean that we need to adhere to expectations.

"And I would ask madam," the receptionist continued, "that if you wish to stay here, you remove your clothes also."

Cat was shocked now, "what kind of hotel is this?" she said, but even as she feigned outrage she knew that she was going to stay. She was too intrigued by this whole situation to leave now, and, caught up in the moment, she had completely forgotten her need for control.

"Just do as I say if you wish to stay," he replied, "you are of course, free to leave if you so wish," the twinkle in the man's eyes was knowing and Cat decided to put aside her, let's face it, transparent fa__ade and enjoy the ride.

She began to slowly, seductively remove her clothes, from her tight t-shirt to her skinny jeans and ending with her cotton bra and knickers. When she had finished the receptionist, who was by this point giving himself a hand job, handed her two small items, "put them on."

These transpired to be a thong, and a bikini like top, but each covered so little of her, that they might as well not have been there. Once she was appropriately attired the receptionist led her to her room for the night, instructing her not wear anything more for the duration of her stay.

The room itself was luxurious, with a large double bed and a sizable ensuite. Yet she had no time to enjoy it, as almost as soon as the receptionist had left the room, there was a knock at the door. Cat opened it to reveal a tall and ridiculously sexy man wearing what can only be described as a g-string. He looked so good it should have been illegal -- no joke.

He gave her no time to think, covering her lips with his, he began to caress her scantily clad body. She shivered at his touch, quivering as he ran his hands over her, no one's had never felt so nice.

She clung to him, craving more, never wanting him to stop. The feel of his calloused fingertips against her smooth skin felt indescribably good and she couldn't help the moan that escaped her as he released her from the kiss. Not being able to bear the thought of him leaving, she grabbed him by the edge of his g-string and led him to her bed. She almost fainted when it ripped and revealed a package that was quite a lot larger than she had been expecting. Her next conquest sported a whopping 9-inches of throbbing man meat.

It became a struggle for power as the two of them stroked and kissed and rolled about, driving each other crazy with longing. She wanted him inside of her, and as she reached up to rip the thong and top from her body, the man, whose name Cat belatedly realised, she didn't know, pinned her to the bed.

"Not yet beautiful" he said in a low, husky voice.

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