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On the return trip, Megan took a different route back that led us through the woods. There was no space in the branches for the moonlight to leak through in this area, so it was difficult to avoid walking into a tree trunk let alone spot anyone else in the woods.

Megan was leading the way and I was about a step behind when I thought I heard a noise off to my right. I paused to listen, though Megan obviously hadn't heard anything and continued to trudge on. Before I knew what had happened, Megan had disappeared into the blackness in front of me. In a sudden panic, I tried to run after her but quickly realized that I didn't even know where I was going, let alone where Megan had gone.

I stopped for a moment, trying to get my bearings and listen for Megan, when something small and soft plowed into me from the side. The next thing I knew I was tumbling on the ground, intertwined with whatever had just hit me, and I ended up rolling onto my back. When I finally settled, I realized there was a big pair of breasts pressed into my chest and someone was laying on top of me.

"Thank GOD!" the female voice said. "I thought I was never going to find you babe, walking into the woods at night to fuck was a stupid idea. But we seemed to have landed in the perfect position..." whoever it was kissed me strongly and deeply on the lips, snaking their tongue into my mouth briefly before I pushed her away.

"Uh, Jackie... it's me," I said lamely.

Jackie just about leapt off my chest, "Holy shit! Kevin, what are you doing out here?!!" came the startled reply.

I began to get to my feet, realizing suddenly that I had no good reason to be out in the woods. "So you came out here to fuck, huh," I said with a laugh, trying to change the subject.

It worked. "I thought you were Brian, I mean, I was just kidding around about that, I mean... um... we were just walking and it was a joke... and..."

Jackie was saved by a squeal, as someone off in the distance a bit yelled, "Get your filthy hands off of me!"

"Megan?" came the confused reply through the trees.
Jackie and I immediately started jogging towards the voices. "Brian!" Jackie yelled, "where the hell are you?"

"Over here," Megan and Brian called back together.

When we got within site of Brian and Megan, just a few feet from the clearing in front of our cabin, Brian called out to me, "Is that Kevin? What the fuck are you guys doing out here?"

Again, I couldn't think of a good answer, but thankfully Megan did. "Obviously plotting our revenge," she replied coolly, "what were YOU guys doing out here?"

"Just going for a walk," Brain said, wrapping an arm firmly around Jackie.

"Yeah, just a walk," Jackie said, casting a nervous glance back at me, "you guys were snooping."

"And there was nothing to see," Brian concluded, turning his back to me and Megan as if he were offended.

With that, they strolled off back towards the cabin without another word or look back. After a few seconds, we heard their footsteps as they walked up the steps to the cabin followed by the sound of the door opening and closing.

When silence returned, Megan started giggling again, "That was funny, he pinched my ass in the dark," she said quietly, "I bet I know what they were up to."

I let out a loud yawn, "Well, now that we know, can we get back to sleep?" I asked.

"You can go, I'm not quite ready yet," Megan replied.

"I'm not leaving you alone in the woods," I responded, "aren't you tired."

"I am," Megan replied, "but I'm honestly a little horny. I can't go to sleep until I've calmed down a bit."

"Horny?" I laughed, "Walking in the woods made you horny?"

"Well, I've been a little turned on all day, between seeing Brian and Jackie fooling around and then what we did," she look down at her feet shyly with that comment, " and now this. Looking for Brian and Jackie was kind of a turn on."

"Are you serious?" I asked.

"Yeah, just give me a few minutes to settle down," she replied.

To this day I don't know if I was light headed from being tackled, if I was just tir

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