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A salad, large enough to choke a horse, and wine, but only two bottles, both red. They left the desert cart and coffee, off to the side.

Frank was still standing, looking things over, when a potato hit him in his forehead. He bent down to pick it up, and he was struck by another potato. As he was getting ready to stand up, he said, "If another comes this way, I am going to feed you macaroni the hard way."

"Frank, you have completely lost your sense of humor."

"Since I met you, Antonia, I have come close to losing my mind."

"Come here, my big bad man, let me kiss it and make it better."

"The only thing that will happen if you kiss it is I will miss breakfast."

"The menu says lunch, Frank."

"Whatever, I am hungry and I am going to eat."

"Eat me, eat me, eat me!"

"All right, I will make you a deal. I am going to eat lunch. Then I am going to make the phone call, and arrange the meeting for tomorrow. When that is done, we will go to bed for one more round of sex. Then, we will go out for some sightseeing. We will leave here no later than 2 o'clock. Is that understood?"

"Yes, Frank, I understand. I agree. Two o'clock is fine with me. Could you eat fast, please? I have an itch, and it needs to be scratched."

"Antonia!"

"I am going to let you eat, buy yourself, so I do not bother you. I am going to lay out my clothes so we can leave on time. I do not want to be the one that holds us up. Could you start eating, please?"

"Antonia!"

"I was just leaving." She took two more pieces of lamb and left the room singing."

When Frank entered the bedroom, he found Antonia biting on a pillow. Her left hand was mangling her breasts and her right hand was trying to lose itself in her cunt. Her eyes were closed and her body was bright with sweat. It looked like she had been stuck on the precipice of an orgasm, and had not been able to get over the edge. He knew he had to help, and fast. However, he had an evil idea, which he knew he would pay dearly for later. He returned to the table, and picked up the pitcher of ice water and walked back to the bedroom. Antonia was in the same predicament she was a moment ago, and he smiled. He knew this was going to be good. He got his cell phone ready to take a picture. He walked to within six feet of bed and stopped. He arched the water high into the air and looked through the camera's viewfinder and just as it hit her, he clicked the shutter. He continued clicking as fast as the camera would go.

Antonia was trying to reach her orgasm, when she was hit by the water. It was the catalyst, she needed. Her body exploded into brilliant colors of fire and ice. The flames were red, blue, white, and yellow. So was the ice and they intermixed with one another, without interfering with the others densities. She floated on a cloud of air, as her senses fed her souls desire for peace. She was one within herself and she was satiated.

Frank saw a change, when she opened her eyes. She was different, again. He could not put his finger on it, but just as he knew she would turn into a devil in bed, something had just changed, but this time he did not know into what. That worried him a great deal.

"Antonia, are you all right?"

"Yes, Frank, I am fine. Why you ask?"

"Do you know what just happened?"

"Yes. I just had the most marvelous orgasm, and the most marvelous feeling just passed through me. It was a mind bending experience. The colors were so vivid; the textures so real; I felt I could reach out and touch everything I was seeing."

"Did you feel anything hit your body, before you went into your orgasm?"

"Something caused me to go nova, I do not know what it was, but if I could bottle it. I could make a billion dollars."

"Babe, it was ice water."

"You son of a bitch, you threw ice water on me?"

"Yes, I did, and I am sorry. It was another one of those stupid things, I wish I had not done, but I cannot take it back. However, considering the effect it had on you, would you want me to take it back?"

Without asecond's hesitation, Antonia

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