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"More pressure than you trying to grab my dick in front of the pastor of The First Christian Church of Reed? No, they're fine. I feel blessed to be a part of your family. I'll admit, finding out my father hired someone to kill me isn't exactly cause for celebration, but having you and your family has made it easier to bear."

Brandon wasn't entirely convinced that Calder was behind it all. The whole thing was coming together too damn easily. Until he had proof to the contrary, however, there wasn't much he could do. He decided on a change in subject. "Did you know this place used to be a working dairy farm?"

"I remember you saying your grandfather used to farm, but I wasn't sure what kind of farm he had."

"He was the main supplier of milk for the entire Reed area for almost thirty years, back when milk was still delivered in bottles on the doorstep. His boys made money for college by running the place while he was at work down at the firehouse."

"I bet he was a kick-ass fire marshal." Nate stopped beside a red maple and gave Brandon a sexy smile. "Just like his grandson is a kick-ass sheriff."

Brandon's temperature rose at least ten degrees. "Speaking of ass, how would you like to see the barn?"

"The same barn where you took your old boyfriend to make out?"

"Yeah. Does it bother you?"

"That depends. Are you going to do to me the same thing you've done to me for the past two nights?"

Brandon grinned. "Yep."

Nate said, "Lead the way, farm boy."

The barn lay directly behind the trees Brandon had just steered him through. When he saw it, Nate laughed. "You planned this, didn't you? What would you have done if I'd said no?"

"Begged." He started to pull the side door of the old gray barn open, but then stopped. "Before we go in, I should tell you that some of Howard's men are probably watching us even as we speak. They'll know what we're going in here for. Do you mind?"

Nate grabbed him with his good hand and pulled him close for a no-holds barred, full-tongued kiss. When they broke apart, he said, "Does it look like I mind them knowing what we're doing in here?"

Brandon opened the door and ushered Nate inside. "What happened to that shy doctor I met a few weeks ago?"

"He fell in love."

Brandon closed the door behind them. "Who am I to stand in the way of love?"

The barn was like a Norman Rockwell backdrop. Weathered gray boards and rusty tools made Nate feel like he was about seventy years in the past. Even though the animals were long since gone, the earthy smell of cows and horses still filled his nostrils. Old milk cans were scattered around, and Nate was almost certain he heard barn swallows in the loft above. He could see a door leading out to the shed where Grandpa Taylor kept his tractor.

Brandon led Nate over to a clean pile of hay in one of the empty stalls. "Grandpa gave up his animals a long time ago, but he keeps fresh straw in here for hay rides and stuff. Ever make love in the hay?"

"No, but I have a feeling I'm about to."

"Damn straight." He pushed Nate back onto the straw and followed him down, covering Nate's body with his own. He kissed a trail from his neck to his collar bone. "I want to try something different."

Nate eyed him with suspicion. "This isn't the part where you tell me you have some kinky fetish for sex with farm implements, is it?"

Brandon reached for Nate's belt. "Nothing kinky, I promise." He unbuckled the belt and started on the button of his pants. With that done, he tugged Nate's zipper down and pushed his shorts out of the way. "Did I ever tell you how glad I am that you've been circumcised?"

"No. Why?"

Brandon dipped his finger in the fluid pooling on Nate's head and brought it to his lips. "I like the fact that you've been circumcised because it makes it that much easier to get to the good stuff." With those words, he leaned down and licked the rest of it off.

Nate stood the torture as long as he could. He tugged at Brandon with his good arm and kissed him, tasting himself on Brandon's lips. "You know, you've been circumcised, too."

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