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"Yes, yes, thank you Sandra."

So now Sandra had to run into the local drug store, buy a pack of balloons, blow them up and then ride in Eddie's car to some hotel near where this guy lives. Of course the five hundred will help, even after Eddie's cut.

Climbing into the car she said, "Okay Eddie, I got to get some balloons."

Eddie pulled away and drove her to the drug store to get the balloons and then took her to the hotel. "Now, Frankie's behind the front desk, just tell him room two twelve. You then get the key and walk up the stairs. Once in the room you blow up the balloons and wait for Harold. Got it?"

"Yeah Eddie, Julia filled me in."

"Don't blow it, this guy's been good money for a long time."

"He doesn't get tired of the balloons?"

"No, they just pop and he gets excited, each time, every time."

Sandra climbed out of the car, picked up the key from Frankie and walked up the stairs to the room. Once inside she began blowing up the balloons. It took her about thirty minutes but she finally had about as many balloons as she needed. She pulled off her clothes except for her bra and panties. Between pinning the balloons to her bra and panties and pinning one balloon to another she had about twenty balloons running from on outstretched hand to the other and then down around her panties.

She had to kind of half sit and half lean against the bed as she waited for him. Fortunately after only about ten minutes of waiting she heard a knock on the door. "Is that you Harold?" she called out.

"Yes it is Harold," he replied nervously.

"Come in Harold," she said, carefully standing up.

A heavyset balding man stepped in the door, looked at Sandra and then turned to leave. Sandra quickly said, "Harold, come back in here."

He paused, looking at her and then at the door. He said, "But you're not..."

"Julia couldn't come today, but she told me about what you wanted. See I have the balloons."

"But it's not the same."

"But that's good Harold, it's even a bigger surprise. You pop the balloons and you see my boobies, and my..."

"But she always..."

"I know Harold. When the balloons pop I take off my bra and panties. You can look at me all you want."


"Come on in Harold, here watch," she said, grabbing a safety pin and popping one of the balloons herself. Startled at the noise she squealed, "Eek!" as it popped.

Harold closed the door and came in asking, "Did you just squeal?"

Sandra nodded.

He looked over the room, glancing behind the bed and looking behind the curtains. He then walked back and pulled out an huge pin, reaching over an popping another balloon. Once again Sandra jumped and squealed at bit.

"Oh joy," Harold muttered, sticking the pin in another balloon.

This time Sandra didn't squeal, but she jumped visibly. She watched again as he moved closer pointing the pin at one balloon near her breast, but then at the last second popped one she was holding with her hand. Once again she squealed.

No matter how he went to the balloon and how he popped it, Sandra couldn't help but react to the pop. Finally after he popped the last balloon attached to her bra she slipped it off, noticing how hard her nipples were. Damn, she was getting turned on.

As the balloons continued to pop she could see more and more of her panties. Looking closely she could see a growing wet spot in those panties as he popped another balloon, "Eek," she squealed once again. Looking over at Harold she could see the bulge in his pants and was hoping he might fuck her when he finished, but as he popped the last balloon and she jumped once again, she saw a dark stain in his pants quickly appear and grow. Looking down at her panties as she prepared to pull them off she saw her wet spot was almost as large as Harold's.

After pulling her panties off she said, "Harold, you don't mind if I ah, touch myself."

"Oh no, I'll watch."

She reached down, pushed her fingers into her pussy, wetting them before moving up to her clit.

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