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Everybody grieves in different ways.

I owe you big time, dude. But do you have any idea where we were?"

While I can't be certain, I think we were stranded somewhere on the remote Na Pali Coast of the island of Kauai which is the westernmost island of Hawaii. While it's good that we're on solid ground, it also sucks because the coast is steep and extremely isolated from what I see. Don't get your hopes up because it may take a while before we were found. We'd best make the most of what we have and survive."

Our number priority was to move to higher ground because high tide would soon return. We hauled the raft with us as we struggled up a steep incline to higher ground. Luck was once again with us as we found a shallow cave underneath a large rocky overhang and that overlooked the strip of beach we had just left. We stood the raft on end to block a portion of the cave entrance, facing its orange fabric pointing to the open sea for any would-be rescuers to see.

"Thank God for Jim's thorough thoughtfulness," I uttered as we did a careful inventory of the raft and the attached supply bag. "From the raft, we've got a knife, compass, flashlight, mirror, first aid kit, and a raft repair kit." Then putting my inventor's mind to work and with Lexis obvious gratitude, I went about using the raft's two oars to brace the raft in place, and then used the sea anchor to helped plugged the gaps in our emergency cave front.

While I did this, Lexis set out the raft's bailing buckets to collect rainwater we could. She then cut as many ferns as she could and secured a small tarp over the ferns to fashion a primitive bed to soften the rock and soil floor of our makeshift shelter. Then Lexis helped me to inventory the raft's supply bag that had been attached to the raft.

"Oh Jim, I love you," Lexis exclaimed before sighing in relief. "Look, Don! Jim stowed a six-pack of bottled water, two small cans of Spam, three small cans of pork and beans, and what looks like a sealed tin of soda crackers! Aha! And here's a can opener, a small metal pot, four sets of metal utensils, a collapsible Sterno stove with a canister, a box of matches in a waterproof container. Oh my god, he even has a tin of lard, a ball of cord, fish hook and line! Bless his soul 'cuz there are even two thin thermal blankets. Thank you, thank you, Jim! I know I sound silly but you're a hardy guy, Don. These blankets are a godsend when you're wearing a rather skimpy bikini like the one I have on...it ain't much protection of the environment."

"Ah, shucks," I moaned in mock disappointment. "And here I thought I would be able to ogle the enticing Korean body of yours some more. Curse you, Jim," I said before laughing at our good fortune.

Until today, I don't know why but Lexis, my castaway Mary Ann, gave me a light but appreciative kiss. "Don, I'm sure in the days to come you won't regret saving me." When I looked at her speculatively, Lexis just smiled inscrutably before saying, "I can fish and forage...and am even a decent cook...and if the nights get cold...well... you'll find out."

After a good round of nervous laughter tinged with unspoken possibilities, we estimated that with the bag's goodies, our chances of survival increased tremendously to four or more days depending on how we managed our supplies. As Lexis had mentioned, we could supplement our meager supplies by foraging and fishing off the shoreline while we looked for running water. We agreed to stay in place while we hoped for a possible hopeful rescue. Until then we resolved to do whatever was necessary to live life one day at a time.

By the time night came, we had gathered as much firewood as possible and managed to get a small smoky fire going to give us some, but not much, heat. In our dimly lit cave, we shared a can of beans and a bottle of water which tasted incredibly delicious in our state of exhaustion and heavy relief.

"Thanks again, Don.

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