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My mom looks into the kitchen and sees the pizza box sitting in the middle of the kitchen island.

"I see you did honey," she said. "I didn't know you knew your way around the kitchen so well."

She puts down her bag and gives me a hug.

"Let me go change into something else honey," she said. "I'll be right down."

I watch her go up the stairs. Wondering how those panties are doing now having been next to her pussy all day long. The thought of it making my penis leap with anticipation.

She comes back a few moments later dressed in a red sundress that came down just above her knees. Her hair was pulled back into a ponytail and she was not wearing any shoes.

"You look nice!" I said a little too eagerly. Then I felt a bit guilty for still having on the same clothes I had on this morning.

"Thank you, honey," she said as she headed to the wine rack. She finds a bottle of red wine that she pulls out to open.

"Would you like to try some wine, honey?" She asked me.

"Sure, I guess," I tell her. She has never asked me if I wanted wine before. Wow, what a day of firsts.

She brings over the bottle and two glasses. She pours us both a glass and then hands me mine.

"This is my first official glass of wine," I said with a smile.

"Well then," she said. "Here's to firsts. First official glass of wine, first smell of a woman's panties, first taste of a woman's panties and the first time cumming in front of a woman." She then extends her glass to mine. Our glasses collide, and then we both drink. The wine is dark and red and tastes a bit like vinegar. How can people pay so much to drink this stuff? Yuck.

"What do you think of the wine, honey?" She asks.

"Ah, I want to like it," I tell her with a smile trying not to hurt her feelings.

"Oh honey, if you don't like it, you don't have to put it in your mouth," she said with a wink. "It not like you're being paid to drink it."

We exchange small talk as we finish the pizza. By the time we got to the last piece of pizza, I discovered that the 2nd glass of wine was much better than the first.

"So honey, do you still have them on?" she asked me with a smile.

"Still have on what?" I ask her pretty much knowing what she is talking about.

"Don't play dumb silly," she said with half a laugh. "Your underwear from this morning."

"Oh," I say with a smile and a bit of a blush. "Yes, I do."

"You wore that wet pair all day?" she asked with a serious school teacher look. "I'm impressed, but I think I need proof. Let me see them."

Oh wow, she was asking me to show her my underwear. With the conversation directed back to a sensual topic, I feel my dick start to get hard all over again.

"Do you want me to show you right here, right now?" I ask moving my hands to unbutton my walking shorts one and only button.

"Yes honey, show me right here and right now." she said with an evil smile.

"Oh, I see," I said trying not to blush and not to giggle.

I unbutton my shorts and let them fall to the ground. This leaves me right in front of my mom with a tight pair of briefs and a very hard cock trying to poke out from the top. But the proof she was searching for was not all that easy to find.

"Those don't look all that wet honey?" she said with a playful, skeptically voice "Are you sure you didn't wash them off today?

"Ha!" I said in protest.

"Take them off and hand them to me," she commanded me. "I want to see them for myself."

Oh my, she means business. I like it! And after already taking them off in front of her this morning, doing it again now seems very easy. Also, the wine is probably making this seem all very okay. So I pull them down without a second thought and toss them to her. My cock is pointing up at about a 45-degree angle. She catches my underwear and starts to look at them closely.

"Oh honey, they are still wet here and there," she said as she convinced herself that I was telling the truth. "You poor thing. I didn't think they would still be like this. Are you okay?"

"Ha ha, yes mom, I'm okay," I told her.

"Well, by the looks of it, your cock seems to be happ

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