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So I worked up the courage, and I looked for my chance.

A few months had passed when I saw an opening. Diana's birthday was approaching, and her boyfriend had gone off home for that month. It helped that they had had a really huge fight before he left, a fight I knew all about, of course; since Diana, sure enough, had confided everything to me, along with her girlfriends. That weekend, Diana decided to throw a big party for her birthday. I immediately knew that it was then… or never.

The day of the party I arrived at Diana's and her roommates' house with a couple of friends of mine. I had made sure I looked the best I could that day – fresh jeans, a colorful shirt that a girl had told me brought out the colour of my eyes, my light brown hair painstakingly done. I had spent twenty minutes getting ready, which was probably the longest it'd ever taken.

As soon as we entered the house, we got separated. The place was packed, and the guests were evenly divided in girls and boys, everyone looking as dashing as they could. I looked for Diana immediately, and there she was, getting chatted up by three guys already. Not that I could blame them; she looked absolutely breathtaking. Her dark brown curls were flowing around her face and down her bare shoulders, a tight tube top was struggling to keep her curves in check (and always looking like it was about to fail), and a frilly mini-skirt which left most of her slender legs open to general admiration.

My heart sank. How would I be able to even get close to her, let alone talk to her, tell her how I felt? I turned toward the kitchen, in search for a drink. I got a beer from the stash there and I was opening it when I bumped into Cathy, one of Diana's roommates. She greeted me warmly (I was in her close circle of confidantes, after all), and we talked for a while, getting up to speed with everything. We walked back to the living room, where Diana was still talking to one of the guys from before, when Cathy called out to her, pointing at me. Diana's face lit up in a beautiful smile.

"Darren!" she shouted. "I was beginning to think you'd forgotten about little old me!" she pouted. "When did you come in?"

"Uh, just fifteen minutes ago…" I stammered. "You were kind of busy, so I thought I'd get some alcohol in me in the meantime!"

"Oh come on, Darren, you know I'm never too busy for you!" she giggled. "What do you think of the party then?"

"It's great," I replied. "A lot more girls than I'm used to seeing in parties, these days. Tom and Dave are going to be ecstatic," I joked.

Diana looked at me, smiling lopsidedly. "And you?"

Taken aback at the question, I cleared my throat. "I, uh, I kind of already have my eye on someone…"

"Really?" she said, lifting an eyebrow. "Is the lucky girl in here?"

"Uh, as a matter of fact, um, she kind of is. Uh…" I stammered. God, why couldn't I talk normally in those situations…?

She smiled, looking expectantly at me.

"Um," I tried to continue, "but I'm not really sure what she'd think about it… I…"

Suddenly, she grabbed my arm and pulled me towards the stairs. "You know," she said, "it's too loud down here. Let's go upstairs and talk for a minute."

"Um, I… okay…" That was not what I had expected. To tell the truth, I didn't know what to expect. I didn't even had a plan in my head. I was improvising all the way. I just hoped I could come up with something that didn't insult her, something that wouldn't ruin our friendship, if everything didn't go the way I wanted it to.

She led me straight to her bedroom, which I'd never seen before – my heart was racing at this point. The bedroom was decorated in the way a 20 – year – old girl would be expected to decorate, with a lot of bright colours, pictures of fuzzy animals and beautiful sunsets. We sat down on the bed, and she took my hand. "Well?" she asked.

"Well," I began,

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